Game Concept

This is an RTS game about PIMPIN' HOS!!!

The funny part about this game is that it'll use the exact same engine as a standard RTS game (C&C or Starcraft). All we'd mod is the graphics and the text.

The idea is that you are a pimp in some big city, playing against other pimps. To build things you need CASH, which you get from resource-rich areas called "streetcorners". To "mine" a streetcorner, you have to build a ho. The ho then stakes out the streetcorner.

Once it's staked out, a stream of pervs makes its way to your ho. To harvest the ho's CASH, you have to go get your "pimps" to smack her with their pimp hand.

Pimpscientists in your pimplabs can research pimp upgrades, such as bigger diamond rings (to increase pimpslap power), pimper pimphats, pimpcar upgrades (super-thick shag carpet dashboard, disco horn), and thug-guns.

Thugs are important because you have to do war with other pimps. You recruit (build) thugs to take back corners or cap other pimps' thugs, and thug-guns give them more powah! (The thugs will be a generic unit until equipped with a thug gun, which will turn them into a melee thug, or a siege thug, or whatever. (I'm thinking along the lines of the different types orcs from Warhammer40k.))

Ho's can steal streetcorners from other ho's by having catfights. Here, fingernail and hair extensions determine who is stronger.

Research

• American Pimp (documentary about pimping)

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