• the text from the scroller in the Simpsons' parody of Star Wars Episode One

EPISODE I
THE GATHERING SHADOW

It is a time of uncertainty. The empire's
ambiguous tariff statutes mandate close
reexamination of galactic import quotas.
Interim Princess Agoomba has co-chaired
a subcommittee to draft amendments to
existing trade policies.

Meanwhile, regulatory agencies are being
heavily lobbied by a consortium of
mercantile interest groups and their
suppliers to streamline loading
restrictions for Class C cargo vessels.
The shipping...